Welcome, philosopher king/queen! Today, we're calculating the oscillations of your moral compass.
It's been 2 days since you last felt guilty about your existence, and 3 days since you last donated to a charity. This suggests your moral oscillation is currently at -1.5.
However, your recent consumption of 5 entire pizza pies in one sitting has caused your moral oscillation to spike to +2.2.
To further complicate matters, your friend's Instagram post about your 'questionable life choices' has caused a -3.1 dip in your moral oscillation.
The current moral oscillation is: -1.5 + 2.2 - 3.1 = -2.4
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