Calculations for when you've lost your moral compass, but not your sense of humor.
1. The Quadrature of Empathy
Find the area of the heart of your fellow human, but don't forget to include the radius of their patience.
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2. The Trigonometry of Tolerance
Calculate the angle of your tolerance for someone else's nonsense, but don't forget to include the hypotenuse of your sanity.
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3. The Calculus of Kindness
Find the limit of your kindness as it approaches zero, but don't forget to include the asymptote of your compassion.
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4. The Topology of Togetherness
Map the surface area of your relationships, but don't forget to include the curvature of your understanding.