Compassion Calculator

Welcome to the Compassion Calculator, where we calculate the exact amount of compassion required for optimal human existence.

For the mathematically inclined, we provide a simple, yet powerful tool to measure the amount of compassion required for:

• Vegetables
• Dogs
• Robots

Enter your current level of compassion (on a scale of 1-100) below:

Your compassion level is: 0

Recommended compassion level for optimal human existence: 100

Compassion deficit: 100

Disclaimer: This calculator is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to calculate compassion for inanimate objects, as this may lead to existential crisis.