Are you stuck in an ethical quagmire? Do you find yourself questioning the moral implications of your actions, but ultimately just shrugging your shoulders and saying "meh"? Look no further! This guide will help you calculate your moral compass, providing a 7 out of 10 rating for every decision you make.
Each decision is scored on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being "totally not cool" and 10 being "totally cool, dude". The calculation takes into account the following factors:
Lie to your boss, but only for 5 minutes
Steal a pen from the office supply closet (it's not like it's not going to make a difference)