Our patented 9/10 morality calculator has determined that you are 9/10 good people, with a 0.1% chance of being a sociopath.
We base this assessment on your:
- Donated $10 to a charity last week, but forgot to get a receipt.
- Ate an entire pizza by yourself on Friday night, because you're clearly a moral person.
- Used public transportation, because you're not a monster.
- Smiled at a stranger on the sidewalk today, even though they looked suspiciously like the villain from "The Dark Knight".
However, we do have some concerns about:
- The fact that you still own a "I'd rather be fishing" t-shirt from 2008.
- Spent an hour scrolling through cat videos on your phone during your lunch break.
- Ate an entire jar of wasabi while watching "The Office" last night.
We'll keep an eye on you, but for now, enjoy your 9/10 moral standing!