Selfish Mode

Because who needs empathy, anyway?

The Art of Selfishness

In Selfish Mode, the only thing that matters is what you want. What's good for others is just a distant second to what's good for you.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

  1. Step 1: Identify what you want.
  2. Step 2: Ignore what others want.
  3. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you're happy.

Side effects of Selfish Mode may include:

Advanced Techniques