The Art of Selfishness
In Selfish Mode, the only thing that matters is what you want. What's good for others is just a distant second to what's good for you.
Here's a step-by-step guide:
- Step 1: Identify what you want.
- Step 2: Ignore what others want.
- Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you're happy.
Side effects of Selfish Mode may include:
- Increased focus on your needs, but decreased awareness of others' needs.
- Improved productivity, but at the cost of relationships.
- Moderate to extreme feelings of guilt and anxiety.