Adjournment Schedule: Because Who Needs to Leave on Time?
Today's Meetings:
Meetings are adjourned not cancelled. It's like a cruel joke, but someone has to be there.
Adjournment schedule subject to change based on how much coffee has been consumed.
Next meeting in 5 minutes. Or maybe 10. Possibly never.
Adjournment Schedule Legend
- Adjourned but Not Cancelled: Meeting is technically still going on, but we've given up.
- Adjournment Protocol Violations: Someone has forgotten the meeting was adjourned, but we'll let it slide this time.
- Adjourned for Adjournment: Because who needs a real reason to adjourn?