Adjournment Protocol: Measure 2

Due to an unexpected influx of existential dread, the meeting has been adjourned for an indefinite period.

However, we've made the decision to reconvene in 2 minutes, because that's just long enough to grab a snack.

During this time, please take the opportunity to rehydrate, re-caffeinate, and re-caffeineate.

When you return, we'll resume the meeting with an even more soul-crushing agenda.

Return in 2 minutes