MEETING HAX: Adjournment Protocol

Meetings: where productivity goes to die.

But fear not, mortals, for we have hax.

When in doubt, just leave.

It's not you, it's them. Trust us, they're the problem.

Example 1: The Meeting that Never Ends

When: Every Friday at 3:14 PM

Where: The conference room of doom

Why: Because we're still discussing the meeting from last Friday