Paralyzing Technique 5: Make a List (of Reasons to Leave Early)

You know the feeling: the meeting drags on, and on, and on. Your eyes glaze over, your brain turns to mush, and all you can think about is escape. But fear not! For we have a technique to save you from the abyss of boredom and despair.

Make a list of reasons to leave earlyækjdsf

• I have a sudden case of the Mondays
• I have a pressing engagement with my couch and a Netflix show
• I need to attend to my extensive collection of antique teapots
• I have a hot date with a certain someone (or something)

With this list, you'll never be stuck in a meeting that's gone on for far too long. Just remember: it's always better to leave early and live to fight another meeting.

Technique 6: Schedule a Meeting Around a Snack