Why Not to Get Caught

Section 2: Meeting Escapology

The Art of Discreetly Bugging Out

Meetings can be a real productivity killer, but what if you could turn the tables? What if you could make your coworkers think you're a model employee while secretly plotting your escape?

Here are some expert tips to help you avoid the dreaded "Where's John?" question:

Tip 1: The Classic "I'm Just Going for a Refill" Excuse

is a great place to start.

Tip 2: The "I'm Just Taking a Power Nap" Technique

Find a quiet corner, pull out your phone, and pretend to be deeply engrossed in a critical meeting document. When someone asks what you're doing, just say "Zzz...">

Tip 3: The "I'm Just Going to Get Some Fresh Air" Gambit

Slip out the back door, take a few deep breaths, and pretend to be a human who hasn't been trapped in a windowless conference room for hours.

Tip 4: The "I'm Just Going to Get a Snack" Ruse

Grab a nearby chair, position yourself strategically, and pretend to be on a snack break from saving the world.

And remember, meeting attendees: about the art of meeting escapology and how to avoid getting caught!