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Adjournment Sophistication 101: The Art of Leaving

By Dr. Emily J. Adjournment

Welcome, students, to the esteemed institution of Adjournment Sophistication! In this course, we'll explore the finer points of leaving a meeting, conference, or social engagement with panache and poise.

Lesson 1: The Classic Adjournment

The classic adjournment is a delicate dance of excuses and justifications. It requires a deft hand and a keen sense of timing. When executed correctly, it can leave your peers in awe of your sophistication.

Example: "I'm so sorry, but I have a pressing engagement with a pressing engagement."

For more advanced techniques, see:

Adjournment Sophistication 202: The Art of the Sudden Departure

Adjournment Sophistication 203: The Masterclass on Making it Look Like You Meant to Leave Early Anyway