As per Article 7, subsection B, all meetings shall be adjourned for a minimum of 37.5 minutes to allow for sufficient coffee consumption and existential dread.
This measure ensures that all participants can adequately prepare for their impending doom.
As per Article 11, subsection C, all meeting documents shall be written in a font size of 2.5 points, with a line height of -5 pixels, to maximize readability.
This measure ensures that all participants will be thoroughly confused, leading to a minimum of 2 hours of additional discussion time.
Subsection 1: Unnecessary Diagrams