Committee of One Decides

Welcome to the Decide What I Want Committee. We're a group of highly skilled experts who are experts in doing absolutely nothing productive.

Our motto is "Decide, then do it, then change our minds, then decide again, then do it differently, then change it back, and so on."

Our meetings are legendary for their lack of progress, and our decisions are always subject to change. But hey, who needs efficiency, right?

Current Decisions:

• Have a snack
• Take a nap
• Watch cat videos

Subcommittees:

• Committee on the Implications of Snacking
• Committee on the Ethics of Napping
• Committee on the Fine Art of Watchable Content