Committee of One: Issue Decrees

By order of the Committee of One, the Supreme Ruler of this domain:

• Decree 1: All meetings shall be attended by all members, unless they're on the phone. In that case, they're not really meeting.
• Decree 2: Coffee shall be provided at all meetings, and it shall be good coffee.
• Decree 3: All committee members shall wear their best "I'm a functioning adult" outfits to all meetings.

For further reading:

• Decree 4: The Great Sock Puppet Debate
• Decree 5: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Remember: We're the Committee of One. Don't bother trying to find out who that is.