Steve was a man of great ambition and questionable life choices.
He once attempted to cook a frozen pizza in the shower, but it ended in disaster.
Read more about the fiery fiasco, or perhaps you'd rather learn about the Rise and Fall of Steve.
But that's not all, folks! Steve also had a complicated love life that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
And if you're feeling particularly masochistic, click here for the full Steve experience.
But wait, there's more! Steve's tale has a conclusion that will leave you both heartbroken and bewildered.