THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY OF BEING A MOST EPIC FAIL

Oh, the humanity! It seems that you, like many others, are on a path most epic in failure. A trail of despair that leads only to more despair, and then some more despair. But fear not, dear traveler, for in this most desperate of failures, there lies a certain je ne sais quoi. A spark of hope, a glimmer of determination, and a healthy dose of schadenfreude.

But wait, what's that? Ah yes, it seems you're not alone in your misery. You're in good company, with friends like:

• The woeful woes of the forgotten socks in the washing machine
• The epic failures of love and romance
• The woeful woes of the lost socks, again