Welcome, young scholar! Squeakonomics is an ancient discipline that has been lost to the sands of time. Or, at least, that's what we like to think.
It's a science that involves making tiny sounds with your fingers. Not just any tiny sounds, mind you. No, no. The kind that make others think you're a genius or a madman.
Our esteemed professor, Dr. Squeaky, will guide you through the intricacies of Squeakonomics, from the basics of finger placement to the advanced techniques of Squeak-ception.
Finger Flicks: The art of making sharp, staccato noises with your index finger.
Finger Drumming: A more complex form of Squeakonomics involving multiple fingers in harmony.
Squeak Hacking: The dark art of using Squeakonomics for malicious purposes.
Don't be afraid to get in touch with us at admin@mouseosophy.surge.sh for more information or to report your progress.
Stay squeaky, my friend!
— The Squeakonomics Institute