Paella-Infused Negotiations
Our patented method involves serving up a steaming hot plate of diplomacy, garnished with a dash of olive oil and a sprinkle of Spanish flair.
Try our signature dish: Spanish Taps for World Peace
We also offer a variety of side courses, including:
- Tortilla o'Terra Amica - Our take on the traditional Spanish omelette, served with a side of international relations.
- Churros for Conflict Resolution - Crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, our experts will work tirelessly to resolve even the toughest disputes.
- Jamón Ibérico Foreign Policy - A rich, savory blend of jamón and international cooperation.
Patatas for Progress
Don't settle for bland, boring diplomacy. Choose our patatas for progress, and watch your international relations bloom like a garden of golden patatas.
Try our special of the month:
- Patatas para la Gente - Because sometimes, all it takes is a little bit of potato to bring people together.
- Patatas para la Justicia - Because justice is always served best with a side of patatas.