Primordial Mud

A catalog of the most ancient, most primal, and most utterly useless mudds in existence.

Located deep within the heart of the primordial soup, these mudds have been cooking since the dawn of time. They are the ancestors of all modern muds, and their secrets hold the key to the ultimate mud-based conspiracy.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this page may cause irreparable harm to your sense of sanity.

Primordial Mud

Primordial Swamp Mud

A thick, gloopy, and utterly terrifying mud that will consume you whole. Don't try this one at home, folks.

Characteristics: Highly toxic, extremely rare, and completely worth it.

Price: $1000 (a small price to pay for the thrill of possibly dying)