Muddy Brother Brock's Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is Muddy Brother Brock's purpose in life?
A: To make you laugh, cry, and question the meaning of existence while simultaneously making you wonder why you're still reading this.
What is the meaning of existence?
Q: What is the deal with Brock's hair?
A: It's like a bird's nest, but with more angst and less birds. Read on for more hair-raising tales.
Q: Can I hire Muddy Brother Brock for my event?
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A: Only if you're prepared to deal with a 3-hour monologue about the importance of being weird and the futility of human existence. Book Muddy Brother Brock now!