Brock's Standings: The Official Muddy Brother Ranking System

Brock's Top 5 Standings

• 1. Denver Broncos - Because who needs a functioning offense?
• 2. Dallas Cowboys - The team with more cowbells than a Christmas carol
• 3. Green Bay Packers - Where the cold is just a myth perpetuated by the team's PR department
• 4. New England Patriots - The ultimate symbol of American excess and entitlement
• 5. Pittsburgh Steelers - Where the only thing more black and yellow than their uniforms is their mood

Standings are updated daily, or at least whenever Brock feels like it.

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