Warning: Muddy Pool Misuse

It has come to our attention that you have used the Muddy Pool for purposes other than its intended use.

Specifically, we have evidence that you have used the Muddy Pool for:

• Burrito-themed parties
• Underwater yoga practice
• Unofficial mud wrestling tournaments
• Muddy Pool car washes

These activities are strictly prohibited, as per the Muddy Pool's Terms of Use, subsection 3, article 7.

We are forced to issue you a penalty, which will be served at the nearest Muddy Pool location on the following dates:

• Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, at precisely 3:14 PM
• Every 5th day of the month, at precisely 6:06 AM

Please note that these dates are non-negotiable, so do not bother trying to appeal.

For more information on our Muddy Pool policies, please visit:

Muddy Pool Terms of Use

Muddy Pool Rules

Muddy Pool Penalties