The Muffin Guide to Baking

For the love of all things sweet, do not attempt to bake a muffin without following these sacred tips and tricks.

Tips:

Tip 1: Don't overmix the batter, or you'll end up with a muffin that's tougher than your aunt

Tip 2: Use the right type of sugar. Anything less than 2 cups of white sugar is just not worth it

Tip 3: Don't even think about using that pre-packaged stuff. It's like the baking equivalent of a participation trophy

Tricks:

Trick 1: Add a dash of sass to your muffin mix with a pinch of attitude

Trick 2: Use a blowtorch to get that perfect muffin top

Trick 3: If it looks wrong, it's wrong. Don't serve it to your guests, or your mom