Welcome to Mug 1

This is the first of many mugs in the series of increasingly complex and confusing mug-related content.

You can find more mugs in the following places:

• Mug 2 (also known as "The One with the Missing Handle")
• Mug 3 (featuring an experimental fusion of ceramic and pure chaos)
• Mug 4 (where the handle is actually a trombone)