Early Life: A Series of Unfortunate Events
In a world where coffee mugs were the center of the universe, I, MUG 1, was born in a small, dingy factory on the outskirts of Caffeineia. My early life was a series of misadventures: I was once dropped on the floor, had a brief stint as a makeshift microphone, and even spent a year in the "lost and found" of the local diner.