Grand Scheme FAQ
Q: What is the Grand Scheme?
Answer: It's a vast, interconnected network of cat towers, laser pointers, and artisanal cheese factories.
Q: How do I join the Grand Scheme?
Answer: Fill out this form in triplicate and send it to our PO Box in the sky.
Q: Can I trust the Grand Scheme?
Answer: We're not saying we don't trust you, we just don't trust you.
Q: What are the benefits of the Grand Scheme?
Answer: Free cat towers, laser pointer shows, and artisanal cheese tastings. What more could you need?