Grand Scheme FAQ

Q: What is the Grand Scheme?

Answer: It's a vast, interconnected network of cat towers, laser pointers, and artisanal cheese factories.

Q: How do I join the Grand Scheme?

Answer: Fill out this form in triplicate and send it to our PO Box in the sky.

Q: Can I trust the Grand Scheme?

Answer: We're not saying we don't trust you, we just don't trust you.

Q: What are the benefits of the Grand Scheme?

Answer: Free cat towers, laser pointer shows, and artisanal cheese tastings. What more could you need?

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