According to the Great Cosmic Oracle, I am currently at the intersection of Existential Dread and Sudden Nostalgia. It's a real nail-biter, folks.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being total meaninglessness, I rate my existence a solid 6.5. Don't @ me.
For those interested in learning more about the intricacies of the Grand Scheme, I recommend checking out the following links: