Dear User, welcome to the Inter-Universal Email system. This is not actually an email, but rather a portal to your nearest dimensional echo chamber.
As you know, communication across the multiverse can be tricky. That's why we've developed the Inter-Universal Email system to send you a message from your alternate yous.
Below, you'll find a message from your 5th-dimensional self, who's trying to warn you about the impending doom of the Cosmic Cheeseburger.
