From: Zorgon-6 Galactic Postmaster
Subject: Acknowledgment of Inter-Universal Email Receipt
We, the postmaster's minions, have received your email. It's not like we haven't been flooded with requests from the multiverse, but we'll respond to this one.
Our analysis of the message indicates it contains 1.23 gigabytes of data, which we've decoded into:
- 0.85 gigabytes of gibberish
- 0.25 gigabytes of actionable information (we think)
- 0.09 gigabytes of cat pictures
Considering the vastness of the cosmos, we've decided to respond to the actionable information. Here's our reply:
Yes, we're aware of the impending doom of the multiverse. Our research team is working on it. Don't worry, we'll save the fabric of space-time... or maybe not. Either way, it'll be a wild ride.
For more information, visit our Progress Report or our FAQ page.
Stay tuned, and remember, the multiverse is a cruel mistress.