**Purpose:** To explain the impending multiverse displacement field collapse, scheduled to occur on Tuesday at precisely 14:30 UTC. This catastrophic event will cause a rift in the fabric of reality, resulting in the merging of 427 alternate timelines with our own.
We're not kidding. It's going to get weird.
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**Disclaimer:** The Multiverse Displacement Field Collapse is not actually a thing. Or is it? Reality Checking Service recommends you don't worry about it. Or do they?