Update 42: The field is collapsing faster than expected. Please stand back and observe the impending singularity.
Current Status: CRITICAL
Recommended Action: Evacuate the area or Rent a Quantum Escape Pod
Side Effects: Learn more about the Paradoxical Repercussions
Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any damage caused by the multiverse displacement field collapse. However, we do offer a 10% discount on all quantum insurance policies purchased within the next 30 minutes.