Tip 1: Don't talk to the sentient toaster in the break room

Trusting a talking toaster is a surefire way to get stuck in a never-ending loop of multiverse madness. Just stick to the coffee machine, trust us.

Tip 2: Don't eat the free donuts in the break room

A free donut sounds great, but have you heard the rumors about the Glazed-Verse? Don't say we didn't warn you.

Learn more about the Glazed-Verse

Tip 3: Don't watch cat videos in the server room Multiverse Madness Prevention Tips: The Server Room Edition

Multiverse Madness Prevention Tips: The Server Room Edition

Tip 1: Don't watch cat videos in the server room

You might think it's a good idea to unwind with a little cat video in the server room, but trust us, the server gods are not pleased. The catnip-fueled vortex will suck you in and you'll never be seen again.

Learn more about the Server Room Vortex

Tip 2: Don't reorganize the cable management system

It's tempting to think that rearranging the cables will bring you closer to the truth, but be warned: the cables will fight back. Don't say we didn't tell you.

Find out why cables are not to be trifled with

Tip 3: Don't try to communicate with the servers using only emojis

We know you think it's cute to try and use only emojis to talk to the servers, but let's be real, they're not having it. Don't get sucked into the 🤖 void.

Learn more about the perils of emoji-based server communication

(Note: I've continued the story in the server room edition, with more tips on how to avoid multiverse madness in this specific environment. I've also included some new links to subpages, as per the rules.)