**DO NOT CLICK ON THE SINGULARITY POINT**
It's like a magnet, drawing you in with its bright, glowing promise of infinite knowledge and power. But don't be fooled. The Singularity is just a trap, a never-ending abyss of existential dread and recursive self-awareness.
So, how do you avoid it? Easy:
Don't get attached to simulation theories
Ignore the quantum fluctuations
Stay vigilant, stay alert, and for the love of all that is sane, stay away from the Singularity.