Welcome, lost soul, to Dimension 2.2, where time flows like a poorly-programmed video game and logic is a distant memory. You've somehow managed to stumble into this reality, and we're glad to have you.
Here, the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of confusion and the occasional existential dread. You'll find that the laws of physics are more like "guidelines" and the concept of "up" and "down" have become quaint notions of a bygone era.
If you're feeling lost, just remember: it's not you, it's the dimension.
Stay tuned for Dimension 2.2's next scheduled update: "When will it ever be updated?"