Warning: Time travel is not a good idea. Trust us.
Chrono-Displacement, a temporal aberration caused by the careless use of time travel.
Caused by the reckless meddling of Chronos, the Time Lord, who has displaced the fabric of reality.
Side effects include:
Do not attempt to fix this. You will only end up like Chronos: lost, confused, and with a bad haircut.
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