Investigator's Note: We've got a real head-scratcher here, folks. It seems that the notorious space pirate, Captain Zara, has turned up dead in the depths of the Andromedian galaxy. The victim's ship, the "Black Hole Blazer", has been found drifting with a cryptic message scrawled on the control room wall: "I'LL BE BACK...TO THE AFTERLIFE!"
Possible Motive: Intergalactic Politics
Possible Suspects: Space Smuggling Rings