Welcome to the Multiverse Weather Network, where the weather is never boring. Our network of 4.2 quintillion weather stations across 10^23 possible realities ensures that you'll never be left in the dark about the ever-changing skies.
Paranoid Rain: 90% chance of precipitation, 100% chance of anxiety.
Omniscient Sun: Where the sun never sets, but your sanity never stays the same.
Schrödinger Snow: Where the snow is always on the verge of being on the ground, but never quite is.