Welcome to the Paranoid Protocol, where the fabric of reality is woven with anxiety and dread.
Here, the skies are always gray, the coffee is always bitter, and the existential dread is always palpable.
Our motto? "The apocalypse is nigh, but the Wi-Fi is fast."
Hyperlinks:
- Thermonuclear Warfare - Our take on the art of psychological warfare, where the goal is to drive your enemies mad with bureaucratic red tape.
- Quantum Uncertainty - Where our experts will guide you through the uncertainty principle, but not really.
- Parasitic Invasion - Our take on the art of living in your headspace, but not really living at all.