Convergence Event 9999: The Multiverse Merge

Due to a minor miscalculation in the Fabric of Reality, the multiverse has begun to converge into a single, slightly-irksome reality.

Reports are emerging of dimensional pocket universes squishing together like over-enthusiastic accordion players. The fabric of space-time is getting a bit of a headache.

For the latest updates and tips on how to survive the impending reality-smush, visit:

• Tips and Tricks for Multiverse Merge Survival
• Interdimensional Travel Ban Notice

And for those who wish to donate to the Multiverse Merge Relief Fund, visit:

Donate to the Multiverse Merge Relief Fund

We're sorry, but due to the nature of reality-smush, the snack bar has been temporarily displaced to:

The Snack Bar in the Kitchen Dimension

Thanks for your understanding, reality.

—The Convergence Event 9999 Team