In the depths of the multiverse, a phenomenon known as Quantum Fluctuation Induced Paranoia (QFIP) has been observed. It's a condition where particles start to behave irrationally, causing nearby matter to become convinced of impending doom.
• Randomized thoughts about the meaning of life
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize kitchen cupboards
• Increased likelihood of accidentally deleting the space-time continuum
Don't worry, QFIP is highly unlikely to occur. Or is it?
Want to learn more about Treating QFIP with Existentialism?
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Whatever your preference, be sure to follow the Paranoid Protocols for QFIP for maximum safety.
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Disclaimer: The information on this page is highly speculative and not meant to be taken seriously. Or is it?