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We are located in a realm where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the fabric of reality is as fragile as a house of cards. If you're experiencing any of the following symptoms, please do not hesitate to reach out:
- Your cat has turned into a sentient being with a taste for existential dread.
- Reality has started to warp and distort, like a funhouse mirror reflecting your deepest fears.
- You can no longer tell the difference between your memories and a bad dream.
Please note that our contact form is powered by the tears of the desperate, so be warned: your message may be subject to random mutations, temporal loops, or spontaneous combustion.
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