Convergent Parallelisms: A Treatise on the Multiverse

Chapter 1: The Great Bread Pudding Convergence

Imagine a universe where every decision, no matter how small, creates a new reality. A reality where every time you choose between the coffee or the tea, a new world branches off, where the coffee is always strong and the tea is always weak.

Subchapter 1.1: The Infinite Loaf

In one reality, the bread pudding is always perfectly toasted. In another, it's always burnt to a crisp. And in another, it's a sentient being with a taste for existential dread.