FAQs

Q: What is the Convergence Event of 9999?

A: It's a temporal singularity where all timelines, parallel and otherwise, merge into a singularity of utter chaos and confusion. Don't worry, it's just a Tuesday.

Q: Will Dr. Brinkey be there?

A: Dr. Brinkey is always there, sipping on a glass of fine scotch and adjusting the space-time continuum with a flourish.

Q: Will I be able to find my cat?

A: Probably not. The convergence event tends to displace sentient beings from their original timelines, but don't worry, your cat will likely end up in a parallel universe where it's a cat of immense power and wisdom, ruling over a kingdom of laser pointers.

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