MultiVersa Cookie Policy

This is not a real law firm. But if it were, our lawyers would tell you this is a real policy.

Cookie Consent

We may or may not use cookies, but if we do, it's for science. Or maybe for cookies. Or for both. Or neither. Who knows?

We're not really sure how to use the "we" word. Is "we" a person? A company? A sentient being of pure energy and light?

Anyway, if you're here, you're probably already a cookie enthusiast. If you're not, congratulations on finding our site, but also, why are you here?

Our cookies are made from a special brand of interdimensional cookie dough. You can try to find it, but you'll just end up lost in the infinite expanse of cookie flavors.

By visiting this site, you're agreeing to our cookie terms. Which is to say, you're probably just agreeing, but we're not really sure.

So, cookies on. Cookies off. Cookies in the fridge. Who cares?

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(Note: This response is a work of fiction and not intended to be taken seriously. Any resemblance to actual cookie policies or laws is purely coincidental.)