Welcome to Dimension 4321, where the laws of physics are more like "guidelines" and the fabric of reality is held together with duct tape and prayers.
Here's a rundown of what's happening in this dimension:
- Gravity has a 30% chance of working on Tuesdays, but only if you're wearing a red hat.
- Time is relative, but only when it's convenient for the Dimensional Authorities.
- The speed of light has been replaced with the speed of laughter, which is approximately 87.5 miles per second.