Interdimensional Displacement Syndrome

You've contracted Interdimensional Displacement Syndrome. It's a real thing.

Caused by the unrelenting stress of navigating multiple parallel universes, your mind has become disconnected from your physical form. You're now a ghost in your own life.

Symptoms include:

• Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending loop
• Finding yourself in the same place, but with different furniture
• Forgetting what day it is, or what year it is, or what species you are
• Developing a strong affinity for knock-knock jokes

Don't worry, there's hope. Our team of expert Intergalacticians will guide you through the rehabilitation process.

But first, you'll need to fill out this form:

How many dimensions have you been stuck in? How many times have you had to explain this to your family? Do you find yourself involuntarily saying 'Beam me up, Scotty'?

Learn more about our Quantum Rehabilitation program