Warning: Do not attempt to self-diagnose. Consult a professional Interdimensional Therapist.
Cosmic Counseling - Explore the depths of your subconscious with our team of expert interdimensional psychologists.
Paradoxical Therapy - Unravel the complexities of time loops and causality.
Quantum Quantum Therapy - Harness the power of wave functions to heal your interdimensional wounds.
Transdimensional Transformation - Leave your past behind and emerge anew in a different dimension.
Side effects of our treatment may include but are not limited to:
* Inconsistent reality perception
* Unpredictable time-traveling
* Randomized dimension-hopping
Results not guaranteed, side effects not included. Interdimensional Sickness Treatment is not responsible for any dimensional instability caused by our treatment.