Quantum Entanglement Exercise

Warning: Entanglement can be hazardous to your health. Please exercise with caution.

Instructions: Close your eyes, focus on a specific thought, and imagine a tiny cat in your pocket.

Now, suddenly, the cat has vanished. Repeat for optimal results.

Precautions:

• Do not attempt entanglement near any black holes or wormholes.
• Do not entangle anything fragile or breakable.
• Do not entangle your socks. It's just not worth it.

Side Effects:

• Spontaneous cat appearances in your kitchen.
• Unpredictable changes in local gravity.
• Temporary blindness to reality.

For more information on interdimensional sickness, visit our Quantum Sickness Symptoms page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Quantum Leap of Faith exercise. We make no promises.

And, of course, if you're feeling really adventurous, visit our Quantum Entanglement Hockey arena. May the odds be ever in your favor.