Interdimensional Sickness Treatment

Realignment Sessions

We're sorry to hear you're experiencing interdimensional sickness. It's a real thing, trust us.

Please select a treatment option:

• Quantum Realignment - For those experiencing temporal displacement.
• Chaos Realignment - For those struggling with probabilistic fragmentation.
• Paradox Realignment - For those stuck in a logical loop.

Disclaimer: Our realignment sessions are not guaranteed to restore your sense of reality.

Side effects may include:

• Mild existential dread
• Temporary loss of spatial awareness
• Increased likelihood of spontaneous combustion

Don't worry, it's just the fabric of space-time shifting.

Get insurance coverage for interdimensional sickness.